Mario Plush Universe: Episode 1: The Mushroom Kingdom

Welcome back to the abandoned warehouse known as YouTube Trash! To celebrate this return, I will be finally be riffing episode 2 of Mario Plush Universe, also unimaginatively named The Mushroom Kingdom. This one was uploaded two months ago, and there still has not been an episode three! What the heck is with these people and their laziness with no sense of schedule. Russell Ferguson would not be pleased.

THE DESCRIPTION

Apparently, "Sucky Television" Media was too lazy to write a real description, so they just copied and pasted the one from the last episode. Isn't that great? That means that there should be tons of laziness in this video!

THE VIDEO

• 0:00 There is nothing about this intro that I have not mentioned in my previous riff on this show.

SKIP IT

• 0:25 Anyone else notice that the # symbol is written in a different font then the rest of the text?

• 0:29 I am getting so tired of watching this video, and I am only thirty seconds in it!

• 0:34 LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

• 0:35 Apparently, all of this fighting caused a third of Luigi's head to disappear.

• 0:36 No wonder your mom is so obese.

• 0:48 

• 0:52 Because real people TOTALLY shake like that when talking on the phone! *sarcasm*

• 0:56 So, apparently Mario has a stock image of an iPhone stuck to his glove. Shouldn't he be getting it off?

• 1:02 What are names of people doing on a freaking to do list?

• 1:17 Swear Counter: 1

• 1:22 Lazy editor: "Yeah, keep the background scrolling! We want this to look as cheap as we can possibly make it!"

• 1:29 Let's anger the staff at Nintendo as well while we are at it!

• 1:33 Meanwhile, in Hell...

• 1:39 Yellow Toad: "No, my Toad. It's just Chuck Testa".

• 1:46 The automatic transcriptions mention "but arial sharon". So let's call the yellow toad Arial Sharon instead!

• 1:52 Blue Toad is slowly becoming a ghost for some reason. 

• 1:59 Apparently, Arial Sharon likes changing vests in between shots.

• 2:03 Don't pretend I didn't notice that they switched the toys they were using.

• 2:07 No, your computer isn't lagging. That there is just bad special effects. Also, Arial just won the race.

• 2:09 Ladies and gentlemen, here comes the art theft!

• 2:13 The audio transcriptions claim that this is Hell. I believe them. There are also "dot lights right here".

• 2:18 How were those effects necessary?

• 2:27 And the people who made this are the dumbest of the dumb.

• 2:30 "Okay, we're getting cramps".

• 2:37 NOOOOOOOO! NOT MS PAINT!

• 2:44 If you have any dance music, then mute the video and turn it on now.

• 2:58 SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR HEARING AIDS!

• 3:05 Totally not endorsed by Life Alert.

• 3:08 Most of Toadsworth's body is missing. 0_0

• 3:13 He's just scooting across the stairs...

• 3:14 I have never seen anything more fake in my entire life than this.

• 3:18 He must have got up at some point!

• 3:30 Healthy, as there is anything arafat!

• 3:40 Slow mo? Check! Pointless filters? Check! Flashback? No check!

• 3:48 Explain your appearance in Super Mario Sunshine, Toadsworth.

• 4:05 WITH MY HANDY DANDY NOTE- whoops, wrong show!

• 4:12 THIS! IS! AWFUL!

• 4:14 Turn back on the dance music now.

• 4:17 Toadsworth: "Expanding tanked sixty nine".

Arial: "Uh..."

Man, those automatic transcriptions are much funnier than the real video!

• 4:25 "Just setting" up even more dance music!

• 4:38 Don't you just love Google Images?

• 4:44 No, he won't.

• 4:50 Is that drugs he's got there?

• 4:53 And, if physics applies here, she will die in three minutes.

• 5:02 (Insert death metal music here).

• 5:04 "My lord" this is awful.

• 5:07 FINISH HIM!

• 5:14 Straight from Google Images!

• 5:16 Yes Bowser, we all hate GIS syndrome.

• 5:19 Swear Counter: 2.

• 5:23 Swear Counter: 3 and 4 in the same sentence.

• 5:26 My precise reaction to those swears.

• 5:27 Swear Counter: 5.

• 5:58 Welcome to Hell!

• 6:00 R.I.P. Unlikeable Koopa Troopa #1.

• 6:21 SCREW THE CREDITS! I AM DONE!

TOP 5 FUNNIEST COMMENTS:

• "New Episode this week!" -SupermeislandTV (over one month ago).

• "We did it bro! I loved what u did with the Toadsworth parts! It came out awesome!" -TheMushroomHeroes

• "cool!" -TheOneStopGameSpot

• "Birdo pizza?"-tsangabriel

• "finally you made this =D" -DeathFlame333

And that wraps up the second part of this garbage. Let me just copy and paste my verdicts once more for this time, just so we can compare the two parts with each other!

FINAL VERDICT

• Cheapness- I can not believe I am saying this, but this video looks even cheaper than the last one I watched!

• Lack of Effort- I have watched a lot of cheesy movies in my life. All of them had more effort put in them.

• Production Value that's Worse than Power Rangers- I have to say that this is amazingly bad in all possible ways.

• Special Effects Failures- Can anyone explain why some of the body parts keep disappearing?

• Disgraceful Voice Acting- At least someone finally got Peach to shut her mouth to save ourselves.

Overall Failure: 10/10

Video: Gets a 1/10 for everything I mentioned in the first part taken up to eleven.

Thanks again for reading! Join us, as tomorrow we visit even more YouTubers from the true bottom of the barrel!