Hello people, I am finally back! No cruddy animation like I promised will be reviewed, and there is no Mario Plush Universe in sight, despite "STV Media's" [broken] promise. So instead, I'll be reviewing another plush video, the first episode of Baby Mario Bros. Adventures. Hopefully, this one won't be a ripoff! Anyways, let's check out the description.
THE DESCRIPTION
Yoshi's Island clips not by me, and the game is by Nintendo.Music not by me, and it is: Fairy Tail - Main Theme
Hooray for valid credits! Also 4 Engrish points for the wording.
You might notice a small number on the bottom-left corner because this was recorded with a very good app called "Fraps".
If it gives a watermark, it's not a good program.
Yes, this is episode 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will see a similar creeper clip like the one at the end in one of my friend's, "vazquezluisenrique" videos, what u do to do that is mine underground and spawn a bunch of creepers, and of course it has to be in creative mode or the creepers will kill you.
Well...onto the video!
THE VIDEO
• 0:06 A terrible video!
• 0:15 I can barely read the text!
• 0:33 Well, that was anticlimactic.
For the next few minutes, there's a poorly editing montage of clips from Yoshi's Island. I am going to do something I've never done before.
SKIP IT
• 4:09 2 1/2 years later, Mario and Luigi were being raised by a human family, who took care of them for the next 18 years! I thought that was common knowledge!
• 4:16 Unauthorized by Nintendo.
• 4:18 MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
• 4:21 30 years ago in MS Paint...
• 4:48 But wait, wasn't Luigi slightly older than Mario?
• 4:55 Yoshi's Island 3: Attack of the Mouse
• 5:01 "No, Yoshi, and I refuse to appear in this cruddy video.
• 5:10 By the way, I am struggling to hear the audio.
• 5:21 Yoshi's their lord now? I smell bad fan fiction!
• 5:29 A wild image appears!
• 5:40 Oh good, the hawk will eat the person who made this!
• 5:43 A Rio crossover? Really?
• 5:45 "I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls".
• 5:57 DEATH METAL NIGEL!
• 6:00 Can I consider that a Big Lipped Alligator Moment?
• 6:03 And there is my reaction to that scene!
• 6:07 He just died, this video was so bad!
• 6:35 Why yes, he did say it!
• 6:49 I tell almost everybody who has a video on here this: DO RETAKES!
• 6:51 I also tell everybody to WRITE A FREAKING SCRIPT!
• 7:01 Smelling makes you get to know people?
• 7:03 And then everyone died. The end.
• 7:05 Yoshi: I can't take this bad video anymore! Make it stop!
• 7:13 I should have known that the special effects could get worse than the ones in MPU. I mean, just look at that poorly edited image.
• 7:29 Another statement I can use as a reaction to this video!
• 7:46 It looks like someone needs to improve their handwriting!
• 8:02 For that letter, this video gets 2 points added for Engrish.
• 8:04 My reaction to this letter!
• 8:22 Yoshi: SHUT UP!
• 8:25 So, Baby Mario is now a Pokemon?
• 8:29 Baby's Luigi's a Pokemon now too?
• 8:31 I think my heart disapproves of this as well!
• 8:44 I love how this video keeps providing reaction shots for me!
• 8:56 Yoshi: To Hell.
• 8:58 He's probably dying anyway with no protection!
• 9:15 More like OVER NINE THOUSAND!
• 9:38 And so, we get a full view of the closet where this was filmed!
• 9:45 Do you want us to puke?
• 9:49 That's grown up DK, you moron!
• 9:57 That cursor will take over the world!
• 10:11 Who the heck is that?
• 10:23 I thought you didn't have a home!
• 10:27 How is this Minecraft footage necessary?
TOP 5 FUNNIEST COMMENTS
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Well, that's the end of this misery video. This person really should learn how to import videos from his camera, because that was just one of the many ways this video was bad, which inspires my final verdict!
FINAL VERDICT
• Lack of Effort- Extremely poor editing, bad acting, can't import videos from camera to WMM.
• Production Value that's Worse than Power Rangers- Everyone hates Windows Movie Maker!
• Special Effect Failures- The automatic winner is the image at 7:13.
• Disgraceful Voice Acting- My heart fainted when I heard some of those voices.
• Engrish- The letter looks like it was written by a 5 year old.
Overall Failure: 9/10
Video: Gets a 1/10 for lack of effort, bad editing, the image at 7:13, and the godawful voice acting.
Thank's for not having to go to the hospital. Tommorow, I'm leaving for my vacation! Hopefully, by Saturday, I will be back to review the 2nd episode of Mario Plush Universe and other garbage! See you later!
Welcome back everybody! Today I'm going to riff something which isn't Mario Plush Universe! I'm going to review the first part of LPS (for those of you who are unfamiliar, it stands for Littlest Pet Shop) kingdom. There are many bad Littlest Pet Shop videos, but I'm reviewing the worst of them for you guys because you rock and you shouldn't have to watch bad videos alone. Also, 3 Engrish Points added for lack of punctuation and capitalization.
The Description
Let's read the description, shall we?
:D
Let's not review the description! Let's just watch the video instead.
The Video
• 0:00 Screen recorder watermarks? Really? THIS ISN'T EVEN A SCREEN RECORDING!!
• 0:02 That's a nice toaster you use as a microphone, gempetgirl123.
• 0:04 Ten in a clock???
• 0:08 You don't wake up until 10:00 in the morning?
• 0:15 "Ummmm... Miss? It's 10:00 in the morning!
• 0:19 Did I mention that she sounds like Marcel the Shell?
• 0:26 YES! YES!
• 0:35 And then the pelican died.
• 0:38 "Ouch" indeed.
• 0:40 How is this necessary?
• 0:46 How come there is only one plate on the table?
• 0:54 That sound isn't even close to convincing!
• 0:57 Take a drink...
• 1:10 Here's a perfect example of bad acting.
• 1:16 Give me the coffee!
• 1:22 "Um, Queen, we never wrote the last 6 pages of the script".
• 1:26 LOL WUT?
• 1:41 "Why won't this stupid thing come on?"
• 1:42 No, seriously, you should cut that part out.
• 1:46 "Now let me move the toaster this way..."
• 1:57 I lost count of how many times they have said "yes" in this video.
• 2:02 Seriously, this person should write a script or at least do multiple takes of this video.
• 2:03 I know that she's always at the nearest McDonalds, where all dumb people go.
• 2:14 You have kids?
• 2:16 Insert "your mom" joke here.
• 2:20 How can a pelican raise a puppy? The rules of nature say that only dogs can make puppies!
• 2:24 No, you're not a princess!
• 2:30 I don't care about this video at all.
• 2:36 I'll never listen to this garbage.
• 2:41 And then everybody died.
• 2:47 I bet the person who made this is also five.
• 2:51 Now apologize about this terrible video!
• 3:01 "Why can't I get this stupid helmet on!"
• 3:06 "Screw this stupid thing!"
• 3:08 I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiting!
• 3:12 Here's another sentence which I can not quite understand.
• 3:18 This video is getting so boring, even the characters are bored.
• 3:27 The person who made this is a loser.
• 3:28 "I'm not that kind of loser. I am the biggest loser the world has even seen!"
• 3:31 Engrish count is increased by 1 for the line "I'm princess like you".
• 3:39 Wish for what?
• 3:45 R.I.P. the toaster camera.
• 3:52 I have no words to describe how bad this is.
• 3:57 Please stop this video.
• 4:03 And now I've started calling everybody involved in making this video losers.
• 4:06 Stop? As in stop making this rubbish?
• 4:12 "Go die in some magic way".
• 4:22 Hey, are we IN THE BATHROOM?
• 4:36 You are sleeping on a deserted island?
• 4:45 Time to go where?
• 4:54 Attack of the cursor, with his yellow shield!
• 4:57 Where do you have to go? IN THE BATHROOM?
• 5:07 Now, we can see this kid's hair and shirt.
• 5:19 See you again in 46,853 years!
• 5:24 How is this necessary?
• 5:57 These guards don't have names?
• 5:59 And then the guards died, too.
• 6:13 GET ON WITH IT!
• 6:22 Nothing ever goes on in this video.
• 6:51
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
• 6:52 I don't care.
• 6:53 You mean DON'T watch part 2?
• 6:56 By soon, she probably means 5 months.
• 7:01 YAY! IT'S OVER!!!!
Top 5 Funniest Comments
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Anyways, this finally concludes this boring video. I am so bored, that I can validly say that this video stinks. There is no effort, the voice acting is awful, the editing is nonexistent, this person's grammar is awful, and there is no excuse to call this good.
Final Verdict
• Lack of Effort- Editing is almost nonexistent, this video looks like it was made by a 5 year old.
• Disgraceful Voice Acting- The voices sound like they were also from a 5 year old.
• Engrish- They just didn't care with the title, didn't they.
• Immaturity- I can tell that this person doesn't deserve to even be on YouTube.
• Poor Usage of Screen Recorder- I just hate that watermark.
Overall Failure- 9/10
Video: Gets a 1/10 for lack of editing, pointless filler, nonexistent effort, and terrible voice acting.
Thanks for surviving. Tomorrow, I'll see you again as I review a cruddy animation! Bye for now!
Hello. I am iDuck, a YouTube user known to make very bad YouTube videos. Bad YouTube videos are exactly what I will be reviewing starting with this post. What are YouTube videos are bad you might ask? Only most of the millions which are uploaded every day to the world's biggest video sharing website, sadly. Bad YouTube videos are everywhere, and everyone is watching them every day.
There are many, many ways videos can go wrong, in fact, too many to name. For some reason, people actually LIKE this trash. The videos I will be reviewing aren't funny or witty. They are indeed from the bottom of barrel, and have been hated by many due to the lack of effort that people put in to make these entertaining.
That's why I created this (nonprofit) blog. I'll be taking the risk of watching as much as I can of these stupid excuses for entertainment, so if you are sick of this garbage, than submit the worst videos you can find by linking them in the comments so we can save the world from this trash!
Today I will start by reviewing the first episode of Super Mario Bros. fan series Mario Plush Universe, unimaginatively named Kidnapped, which is blatantly ripped of from Machinima's already dreadful series Mario Plush Forever (I'll probably review that sometime in the future, but who cares). Also, strangely, they managed to TRADEMARK this crud without getting a lawsuit from Nintendo.
Anyway, let's start by reading the description.
The Description
The story follows Mario and Luigi as they return back to the Mushroom Kingdom to discover the mysterious new things that await them as they go on an epic journey to save Princess Peach from the evil, Bowser!
No offense or anything, but that's the plot of every Mario game ever made. At least MPF tried to be original with the storyline, even if the fart curse and everything was EXTREMELY ridiculous. Also 1 point is added in the Engrish counter I just made up for the unnecessary use of a comma.
Mario Plush Universe is easily one of the biggest budget plush effort of all time featuring high production value, special FX, and quality voice acting. Keep watching, and be sure to subscribe to STV MEDIA's YouTube Channel to see exclusive content, behind the scenes featurettes, and much much more!
Are you freaking kidding me? Let me tell you that this part is just a huge wall of blatant lies! First off, the budget seems to be lower than the budget for Ratatoing. Second, the "high" production value is lower than the production value of an episode of Power Rangers (and trust me, that show has very, VERY low production value). Third, let's just say a high school graphics student can create special effects than the ones in this video! Forth, the "quality" voice acting is easily comparable to the voice acting in Hotel Mario. This description is not even supposed to be sarcastic, and I will NEVER subscribe to you, STV Media! On the bright side, maybe STV stands for Sucky Television.
Now, let's look at this trainwreck video. Just follow along with the times indicated.
The Video
• 0:00 The plagiarism starts here, fellow YouTubers. Notice the obvious resemblance to the PipeDream Cinema logo (both logos are below).
• 0:05 They stole the into idea too! :(
• 0:24 iMovie sound effects FTW!
• 0:27 Game Over for shameless plagiarism!
• 0:30 "A basic picture of Brooklyn, New York from Google Images".
• 0:38 Yes, their apartments are also stolen from Google Images.
• 0:40 I hope you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
• 0:42 When they are playing video games, you'd think they'd play a Mario game, or any Nintendo game for that matter.
• 0:44 Nope. They are playing Call of Duty. WHAT!?!?!
• 0:47 Mario isn't even holding the XBox controller!
• 0:48 Why did Mario just say a curse word? You know what, let's start a count of out of character actions in this video alone. So far, we are not even a minute in and we already have 2 out of character moments (Mario playing the XBox and cursing).
• 0:49 Luigi: "It won't be long until Miyamoto gets mad at us for playing an M-rated game"!
• 0:58 Problem?
• 1:00 Out of Character Moment #3 (Mario curses again).
• 1:11 Out of Character Moment #4 (Domo has a voice even though he's not supposed to.)
• 1:18 Out of Character Moment #5 (Mario curses for the third time, which can be described with said curse word)
• 1:25 Out of Character Moment #6 (Mario curses here as well).
• 1:26 Puppeteer: Screw this, I quit! *throws Mario plushie*
• 1:28 For some reason, the "wall" mysteriously disappears. Oh yeah, it's just bad editing. This won't be last the time you'll see it.
• 1:30 Meanwhile, in Hell...
• 1:34 There's a "zoom in" effect in the camera from Super Mario 64 for a reason, you know.
• 1:39 Peach: MARIO! I'M BEING CHASED BY THIS BLACK THING ON THE SIDE OF... oh, never mind. It's again just bad special effects.
• 1:40 Peach has apparently hit puberty and eats at McDonalds everyday now. Or maybe it's just a bad plushie and a bad voice actor.
• 1:43 Thanks to bad voice acting, Toad has hit puberty too for some strange reason.
• 1:45 The backgrounds are so poorly edited, I wish I could unsee them!
• 1:52 But if you just have just flour, it wouldn't be cake. It would just be flour.
• 1:56 TOAD WHISTLES WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC. No, seriously, what's with the unfitting background music?
• 2:05 Out of Character Moment #6 (Princess Peach liking the Twilight series. Need I say more?)
• 2:08 New Super Mario Bros. Wii music while I wait this video to get good! :D
• 2:10 Mario Plush Universe 2: Revenge of Google Images! Coming soon to a video near You(Tube).
• 2:13 Is that Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks voicing Bowser Jr?
• 2:16 I'll be proud of you once you learn decent editing skills.
• 2:20 Oh no! The .jpg images are resizing in the castle!
• 2:25 Out of Character Moment #7 (Toad swears).
• 2:27 Quick! The .jpg images and default effects are attacking the door! In other words, that doesn't even look close to convincing!
• 2:29 The tint effects can't even keep up! Also, this Toad has an invisible vest for some reason!
• 2:34 A wild grey blob appears!
• 2:36 Only when the quality gets decent.
• 2:43 Reused voice clip!
• 2:44 You mean you couldn't layer actual video clips from Twilight there?
• 2:50 I'll tell you what's wrong with these people. They are wasting time making these poor excuses for entertainment for money (yes, they are getting paid for this).
• 2:53 You can obviously tell that's just a Bowser Jr. plush getting swayed while a .jpg image scrolls down in the background.
• 2:58 Ditto for that shot.
• 3:03 And that shot.
• 3:05 Oh no! Bowser Jr got replaced with stock art from New Super Mario. Bros.
• 3:06 I've never seen someone so exited while looking at a screenshot from Twilight.
• 3:07 I've never seen someone so exited to hold an image from Google Images, either.
• 3:09 Out of Character Moment #8 (Another Toad swears).
• 3:21 Let's steal a sound effect from the Mario games, for that matter.
• 3:27 To the .jpg-mobile!
• 3:28 And now we are in image-flipping hell.
• 3:32 Out of Character Moment #9 (Yet another Toad swears).
• 3:35 Time to make better videos?
• 3:37 That Toad has his eyes AND vest chroma-keyed out now!
• 3:40 Time to put on my MS Paint glasses...
• 3:42 ...which can float for some reason.
• 3:43 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
• 3:46 Did I mention how ugly these credits look?
• 3:51 At least now we know the real name of the people (yes, multiple people made this!) we should kill for wasting our time.
• 3:57 Catering by Conner Asher (STV)
• 4:10 Thanks again for wasting our time.
Top 5 Funniest Comments:
• "Wow Man Good Episode !!" -SuperRetardBrothers1
• "the koolaid was so funny!!" -mgllora11
• "LOL 3:08" -BowserLover92
• "WtF!?!?" -monkeypoo500
• "the toads are funny" -BowserLover92
And this concludes the first part (oh god) of this trash. Was the budget big? No. Was there much effort put into it? No. Was the production value high? No. Were the special effects good? No. Was the voice acting good. No. You know what, this might form my verdict!
Final Verdict
• Cheapness - Very high, entire budget seems to be blown on plush toys, video looks extremely cheap.
• Lack of Effort - This is the king of effortless YouTube videos.
• Production Value that's Worse than Power Rangers- Cliche plot and visuals from Google Images.
• Special Effects Failures- Bad green screening, all effects come straight out of Google Images, cheap.
• Disgraceful Voice Acting- Peach's voice automatically wins this award.
Overall Failure: 10/10
Video: Gets a 1/10 for cheapness, lack of effort, bad production value, and bad special effects.
Thanks for reading my review. Every other Sunday, a new episode of this is supposed to come out, and the next episode comes out tomorrow. See you tomorrow for my review on it!
